HEY, LOOK, I GUESS I’M COOL AGAIN

two years later kids two years and now this?
~throwing hands up in despair and laughing

sexin it up for mah bitches

it's pretty outside
I have more to say, but it's caught in my throat like a furball
more in a few

i like to anally fist chickens

that's one of those attention getters eh? so we be chillin, yo with the phat bitches, namely my friend john and jizzy pants cuz he nawt be feelin the hottest of the hot, though he is...I have spent the past few days thinkin I wanna buy phat puters with large memory (80 g, namely), so that I can continue on my bent penis path of making music, which entails lots of software pro-kure-ing that I haven't the first clue how I will achieve..pro-tools and cubase firstly.
I think I wanna hump a pc because I do nawt unnastand the mac o fukkin monkey tosh n..they make no sense to me anymore, but I grew up on them...
I have had all these revelations about life choices, music and religion mostly...music is my religion, or certainly a main part of the meat for me...I mean jesus may in fact be my bitch, but I have a few more than him in my bucket of boy toys...

flip flops
knocking hard on pavements
beating like the screaming of the preacher man
they look funny at me every time
pick me out like on the staten island ferry
askin me what about jesus