Kudos for Valerie, for being the coolest motherfucker in town. So no, it wasn't medieval times, but there was no shortage of entertainment. We ended up eating at this place called Lips, complete with a full drag staff, caberet show twice during the meal, and not so bad food. There were many times during the show when the queens picked out the misplaced and mismatched patrons and started fucking with them. It's always a shock to me when people don't know how to handle themselves, and freak out, but that was part of the entertainment as well. We ended up leaving there and jetting to the upper east to see V's friend Alex, smoked it up, and left promptly to be greeted by a now leaving path train. We are totally fucking black humor sometimes, and if there is a hell, no doubt we will go because we are so fucking obnoxious. We started making mini commercials using very politically incorrect humor. V has this thing about just being highly inappropriate sometimes-telling women she's fucked that she had the herps when she finds out they had been fucking other people. As inappropriate as she is sometimes, she is pretty responsible ...
My friend Valerie found some obnoxious fact about Valentine's day being the most common day of VD transmission...something like 75% of VDs are given on this day. Yay for you, yay for me, let's all get drunk and spread the love, right?
Wrong...Last year I got socks, and I had a boyfriend. Which is funny, because it's true, but even moreso not, because it's true. There are two guys from my work who walked out with my phone number yesterday...both contenders, but not of the serious sort. I saw one (Eric), the 37 year old Danish man, and we had a Capinhira at Kush on Orchard randomly last night with V. I wonder why all the fucking europeans have to be so condescending and uptight. Though he certainly is a hot bitch (taller than I with brown hair and blue eyes, slim with an indie boy haircut, I don't know about that uptight thing. It's kind of lame, but whatever. The other one has rosy cheeks and is taller than I by more, and blue eyes to boot. He's some kind of broker or something...who knows?
Originally V and I were going to eat at one of those Medieval times ...
Shorts weather? It seems as if every time the weather isn't frigid, this is an appropriate condition to be in. Not for me. Today I am sporting a cute little rockabilly inspired dress..and it's red. Red cap sleeves with a black nautical star in the middle of the chest. Hot shit. I love how everyone freaks out where I work when I am wearing anything remotely uber girl. Today I am uber girl. It's also Friday the 13th. ooohhhhh.
So my heart of hearts doesn't care. I have been speaking to new people off this site lately. Common denominator? The dick. I have decided my spiteful little supercunt friend is a good lesson in trusting creatures with vaginas. The only creature that I TRULY trust with a vagina is my dog, and even she cheats on me with whomever will let her furrow under the covers. What happened to the sane and nice girls in NYC, anyhow? Are you guys all running exclusive clubs that are full of the coolest chicks, and membership is full? I'm thinking it might be because we as single creatures dominate the NYC social scene. In other words, all hot canadian boys should be heading ...
