I feel like I have a bunch of books in me, but they're knotted up by these terrible things I tell about … [Read More...]
So I’ve decided to finally say fuck it to new york winters and run off to Miami to bartend for about three months. If you know anyone at all who may be looking for a roommate for three months who doesn’t mind my lovely little buppy (all of 35 pounds). She is kind of a…
“Sitting in a pool of your own piss, with underwear and a big fat lazy gun.” You know, it’s funny how much little girls can really get under my skin. Not necessarily little in stature, but in the sense of common sense, intelligence and all things that most people hold dear. I am not one…
There’s that whole idea that we have to spend our birthdays every year in a perpetual state of contemplation; judging the past year for our accomplishments, mistakes, and the justification that we have survived another year. For me this birthday is especially signifigant especially considering I was in surgery 8 years ago, went through my…
